Breaking News: Heaven freezes over and falls to Earth

April 10, 2006

Who would've thought that Heaven of all places could freeze over? It is, after all, lit by the light of seven suns according to scripture (which has got be pretty fucking hot). Just a few hours ago a large block of ice hit the hills of Oakland CA.

Even the experts are having trouble explaining a solid block of ice that fell from the sky, crashed into earth and left behind a three-foot hole in the grass.

First of all, where do I go to become an expert in falling space ice?

It could simply be an unexplained "ice fall," one expert said. Big balls of ice sometimes fall from the sky without any real explanation.

Technically speaking: "Fuck if I know."

And in other news: Grow meat in your very own kitchen!


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